Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Do you want Little Miss Moi to write a haiku in your honour?

Simply compete in today's reader competition!


You know it's time to wear your thermals when....?


(Hint: it has something to do with the cold)

(Yes, there is a story behind this, but you have to work for it kids!)


Terms and conditions.
All educated (and not-so-educated) guesses are welcome. The winner of the competition will be announced tomorrow. The prize is a haiku written by moi in your honour. Winning criteria is completely arbitrary. I reserve the right to write crap poetry.

10 comments:

Willowtree said...

Your butt gets frozen stuck to the bench.

Karmyn said...

Your boobs go numb and then freeze to your bra?

Beccy said...

Your winkie shrivels up and disappears?

pumpernickel said...

Your tongue gets stuck (frozen) to anything it touches.

Pamela said...

You have snot-cycles hanging from your nose

Sabrina said...

The water in the toilet has frozen solid. (Not my personal experience, but a true story from my parents)

enid said...

enid thinks it's when the hairs inside your nose freeze. she hopes she's not too late for a haiku!

Robin said...

In honor of Little Miss Moi:

No matter how many pairs of knee socks you have on, you're still shiverin' in your boots.

(Hey.......how did I miss this??? I checked in on ya yesterday...:/)

:)

enid said...

enid loves her haiku! thanks :-)

Little Miss Moi said...

Dear all. I'm sure you haven't missed your haiku in next post.


Dear robin. You didn't miss it, I just got so excited about writing haiku that I had to start right away! I'll write one for you too.