Do you want Little Miss Moi to write a haiku in your honour?
Simply compete in today's reader competition!
You know it's time to wear your thermals when....?
(Hint: it has something to do with the cold)
(Yes, there is a story behind this, but you have to work for it kids!)
Terms and conditions.
All educated (and not-so-educated) guesses are welcome. The winner of the competition will be announced tomorrow. The prize is a haiku written by moi in your honour. Winning criteria is completely arbitrary. I reserve the right to write crap poetry.
10 comments:
Your butt gets frozen stuck to the bench.
Your boobs go numb and then freeze to your bra?
Your winkie shrivels up and disappears?
Your tongue gets stuck (frozen) to anything it touches.
You have snot-cycles hanging from your nose
The water in the toilet has frozen solid. (Not my personal experience, but a true story from my parents)
enid thinks it's when the hairs inside your nose freeze. she hopes she's not too late for a haiku!
In honor of Little Miss Moi:
No matter how many pairs of knee socks you have on, you're still shiverin' in your boots.
(Hey.......how did I miss this??? I checked in on ya yesterday...:/)
:)
enid loves her haiku! thanks :-)
Dear all. I'm sure you haven't missed your haiku in next post.
Dear robin. You didn't miss it, I just got so excited about writing haiku that I had to start right away! I'll write one for you too.
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